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Backgammon hustler

From:   Socks
Address:   puppet_sock@hotmail.com
Date:   1 April 2004
Subject:   Re: Automated cheating
Forum:   rec.games.backgammon
Google:   c7976c46.0404011106.701ae1f5@posting.google.com

> Yes, but switching between loaded and ordinary dice is not difficult
> for a professional cheat.

Hee hee! You reminded me of an old story.

An old-time BG hustler was quietly sleeping one off in the gutter.
And this whelp of a boy comes up to him and starts pestering him
to teach him the ways of being a BG hustler.

So the oldster tells him to take a hike. But the boy persists.

So the oldster says "Fine. Watch this." And he throws the dice
behind his back, they bounce off the wall, land on a fire hydrant,
wobble a bit, and stay there, on edge. "And I sleep in the gutter!
Now go away!"

Socks
 
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